“18. I’m a bit of a loss for words this morning.”
If you were around during the ’00s, then it’s likely that you remember the birth of Apple Martin — AKA Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin‘s Daughter — in 2004.
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Remember how obsessed people were with the name “Apple”? I do.
Well, I hate to break it to you, but 2004 was 18 years ago! AHHH! Which means that, as the whole *passage of time* thing implies, Apple is now an actual adult.
Apple has largely been kept out of the public eye (her IG is even private), but mama Gwen marked the occasion with a sentimental Instagram post. “I’m a bit of a loss for words this morning,” she began.
“I could not be more proud of the woman you are. You are everything I could have dreamed of and so much more. Proud doesn’t cover it, my heart swells with feelings I can’t put in to words. You are deeply extraordinary in every way.”
“Happy birthday my darling girl. I hope you know how special you are, and how much light you have brought to all who are lucky enough to know you. Especially me,” she continued.
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Gwyneth concluded, “I say it all the time and I will never stop…in the words of auntie Drew, I was born the day you were born. I love you.”
Anyway, off I go to have a nap or something…
