Proof, if you needed it, that Prince Harry is an emotionally incontinent whinger stuck in his permanent grief. If only he realized his self-inflicted mistake: MAUREEN CALLAHAN

Published: 20:31 EDT, 9 October 2026 | Updated: 20:38 EDT, 9 October 2026

Prince Harry has a new mantle for himself: Master of Grief.

In his latest commercial venture, Harry has teamed with MasterClass for a tutorial entitled Redefining Grief: Building Resilience Through Loss.

Resilience? From the middle-aged whinger who has spent the past six years playing victim?

Notably, ‘instructors’ for this online educational platform can reportedly expect to fetch at least $100,000 upfront, plus an additional 30 percent cut of any subscription revenue an episode generates.

Harry is joined in his MasterClass by co-host and grief expert Dr Mary-Frances O’Connor.

‘I’d encourage everyone to watch it before casting any judgement,’ a source close to the prince told the Mail.

Of course they would! It’s the only way Harry makes more money.

In his latest commercial venture, Harry has teamed with MasterClass for a tutorial entitled, Redefining Grief: Building Resilience Through Loss.

Resilience? From the middle-aged whinger who has spent the past six years playing victim? (Pictured: Meghan this week in London)

Truly, haven’t we seen and heard enough by now to get the gist of it?

Harry is aggrieved and grieving still. Yet, as this source insists, the wayward prince is ‘speaking from the heart’.

An addendum: Those fat deals from Netflix and Spotify have dried up. Harry has never held a real job and Meghan’s attempts at content creation have all landed with a thud.

And so back to The Well of Despair and Disconsolation we go.

‘You would think I had the best help in the world. I’m a prince, for God’s sake,’ he says. ‘But I was still grieving and didn’t have any place to put those feelings.’

Obvious though it may seem to the rest of us, the question must be asked: Who would take advice on grief from what seems to be an emotionally stunted 42-year-old man — one who has every advantage and resource at his fingertips, but who still struggles to process the death of his mother 29 years later?

A husband and father of two, who, as he wrote in his memoir Spare, has used drugs and alcohol to numb his pain?

Recall that he wrote, in Spare, of soothing his frostbitten ‘todger’ with his late mother’s favorite face cream.

‘My penis,’ Harry wrote, ‘was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatized.’

How better to describe us, the captive audience to this constant emotional incontinence?

It beggars belief that the execs at MasterClass think this is a viable offering. It feels more like an epic troll: Are you struggling with complicated grief? Have you been unable to metabolize the loss of a loved one after a sustained period of time?

Listen to Harry, who also admits here that he ‘slipped into depression’ after Megxit.

‘Being in Canada… within two or three days, I experienced an adrenaline crash, something that I’d never experienced before,’ he says.

‘It was as though I needed stress for my brain to function because I became useless around the house.’

It’s not hard to conjure. After all, what does a prince of the blood, who has never had to forge his own purpose — having been born with one — do once he’s thrown it all away?

Meghan seems to thrive in chaos, unperturbed as she burns down family bridges, moves cities and countries and commercial ventures.

Harry, it seems, just wants stability. The safety he felt in childhood, before Diana died.

If only he had a sense of the sacred versus the profane. If only he understood that the more he speaks about his mother’s death, for money, the more — in my opinion — he cheapens her legacy and his own grief.

It really does seem that this is all Harry has going on for himself: perseverating publicly about his mother’s death, reminding us that he is special because he is her son.

That William also lost his mother doesn’t seem to figure here.

But it makes sense, if we consider Harry’s abject failure in the marketplace of ideas. Recall his reported pitch to Spotify, a podcast in which he would interview such figures as Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Mark Zuckerberg about their childhood traumas.

And Harry’s inaugural appearance as a paid speaker at a corporate event, his first after Megxit, was at JP Morgan’s Alternative Investment Summit in Miami, for which he was estimated to have fetched up to $1 million.

That speech? It was about his late mother and his grief.

People with a lot less money and resources have suffered as much, if not more. It’s well past time for Harry to grow up.