All work and no play they say makes Jack a dull boy. Dear readers it is another time for us to keep our moods up but this time with jokes, advice and wise sayings. Below are 11 carefully selected jokes and advice for us.
1. Don’t kill yourself over what you don’t have. You also have what others don’t have. We are not created to have all we want.
2. If your partner does not feel your absence, it means your presence was never noticed. Do not be mislead, there is no relationship between you both.
3. Sometimes they don’t love you. They just love how much you love them.
4. I am very sad. I have even lost appetite. My “sugar mummy” who promised to buy Toyota Corolla for me this month, has given her life to Christ.
5. children of Israel were like the boys and girls of this days when God parted the red Sea, they would have spent hours taking picture and uploading them on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. You will see tags like
” Chilling with bro Moses”
” Vibes time in the red Sea”
“Hanging out with bro Aron”
” Pharaoh cannot catch us”
” Omo see fish dey flex”
6. They are cute, charming and lovely but go and taste their soup. It is like traditional medicine.
7. The only time Ghanaians will be united is when they want to beat a thief.
8. Having educated parents is annoying. You cannot even ask them for money to buy ozone layer, gravity and photosynthesis.
9. If I combine the trekking of my primary school and secondary school days, I would have reached London by now.
10. If you are keeping my number because no one knows tomorrow, then delete it because if tomorrow becomes better, I will change my SIM card.
11. Your mother is busy praying for you to live long and you are in your boyfriend’s house shouting “oh baby, kill me” excuse me?
As christians this very last one will shock you if only you know what it means. Take your time to read and meditate.
Armed robbers attacked church during Easter Friday service leaving 5 injured, a TV3 Facebook post.
Comment number 1 will shock you.
Finally, live your life not on motivation but on determination. Be shaped by your good deeds and work hard to achieve your dreams, keep your hope alive and your visions clear. Remember that, there is more to this life than we think. Touch lives and put smiles on people’s faces. Mahatma Gandhi said ” be the change you wish to see in the world” be a difference maker and live up to expectation.
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