7 Things Guys Think About When A Woman Is On Top

Have you ever been on top of a dude during s*x and looked down to see that he’s in a moment of deep thought?

Well, that’s not unusual. Girl on top requires the least amount of physical effort on our end, freeing up the mind to wander a bit. It’s also one of the best positions to, you know, take it all in. While I have nothing against the other 35 positions, missionary definitely leaves a lot more to the imagination.

Here are seven things guys think about when you’re ridin’ dirty.

“This is a nice break.” Lots of guys are likely to initiate the cowgirl move because they’re winded, or on the brink of premature Release. In either case, we need a moment to get it back together. On behalf of the male species, thank you for the breather.

“b**bs!” No other position affords such amazing optical access.

“What should I do with my hands?” Being on bottom leaves so many options: b*tt cheeks, clitoral play, your hair, grabbing your face to make out, hand holding… It’s hard to choose!

“I could stay like this for days.” Lazy s*x is the best s*x. You know it’s true.

“Please don’t break my man-hood.” It’s always in the back of our mind that something bad is going to happen while you’re on top. One wrong move, and it’s all over for our peen.

“I wish I had a camera right now.” While you might argue that the angle from our perspective isn’t super flattering, we beg to differ. And until Apple develops an iCloud with CIA-level security, we’re going to use our mental camera and save this to our spank bank. Yeah, gross, but true.

“Alright—my turn again.” A great s*xual excursion includes a few positions, orgasms all around, and a celebratory sports drink (because hydration is key). Even though we love you on top, when you’re ready for a change, we’re totally game. Just point us in the right direction.

Source: Women’s Health Mag

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