Rachel Uchitel’s Gift Registry — I Need $300 Nipple Suckers

Rachel Uchitel ain’t planning to be a full-time breast-feeder when her baby is born — TMZ has learned, she’s asking friends to buy her a $300 nipple pump instead … on top of several other extremely expensive baby goodies.

Rachel — who announced her pregnancy last night on Twitter — posted a baby registry online recently, asking for a laundry list of newborn crap …. including the nipple pumps, a $500 high chair, a $300 car seat, TWO strollers … one for $400, and one for $1000, and $300 cashmere bedding.

This kid’s making out like a bandit — like mother, like child.