A farmer in Herkimer County, N.Y. couldn’t figure out why his cows seemed more anxious than usual.
When they weren’t producing as much milk as usual, he set up a surveillance camera.
What he saw shocked him: two men were rolling in the hay with his livestock,CNYCentral.com reported.
The farmer, whose name has not been identified, contacted authorities who conducted their own investigation.
As a result, Michael Jones, 35, and Reid Fontaine, 31, were arrested for misdemeanor s*xual misconduct, UticaOD.com reported.
Authorities said Fontaine attempted to have s*x with several cows while Fontaine filmed the encounters, according to Syracuse.com.
The two were released on an appearance ticket.
The suspects aren’t the first men accused of having a cow in the Biblical sense.
In 2008, Brazilian cleaner Getulino Ferreira Paraizo was accused of having s*x with 400 cows. He said he preferred the more tranquil animals.
It might be better to think twice before attempting s*x with cows or any other animals.
a 2011 study published in the Journal of s*xual Medicine found that men who have had s*x with animals were twice as likely to develop penile cancer as those who stick with their own kind.