Danielle Staub — My New Job Pays $1,000 AN HOUR

Forget “Real Housewives” … Danielle Staub is now earning over $1,000 AN HOUR to chat on the phone with fans … and here’s a shocker, she doesn’t even need to talk dirty.

The former reality villain has joined forces with a website called Dial-A-Star.com … connecting fans with z-list celebs at a premium price … Staub gets $18-per-minute.

And she isn’t the only one cashing in …

Tila Tequila ——– $20-per-minute
Dina Lohan ——- $18-per-minute
OctoMom ———- $12-per-minute
Michael Lohan — $10-per-minute

There’s more … including “Jersey Shore” cast-off Angelina Pivarnick, Charlie Sheen’s tryst Capri Anderson, and Hugh Hefner’s ex-fiancee Crystal Harris.

We’re told the site’s been blowing up since it launched last week … with Staub taking the honors as the top earner … raking in $6,000 in calls since the launch. Angelina and Michael Lohan are tied for second with over $3,000 each, followed by Octomom at $1,260.

And here we thought these people might have to get real jobs soon. Silly us.