68 Amazon Answers That Somehow Manage To Say Something Without Answering Anything

PremiumFunnyAnimalsInstallationQuizzesMoreHome•Trending•Latest•Premium•QuizzesWe all love a good joke, except when it’s absolutely in the wrong place, like when you are three tabs deep in some question you can’t find the answer to. Love it or hate it, that’s exactly the sort of thing the internet excels at. The “Amazon Answers” online community shares hilarious examples of people online deciding to not answer someone’s question and just freestyle something. Helpful? No, but pretty funny. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments down below. #1 “Depends On Your Idea Of Ethics.”michaelcraft101Report5points#2 They Are Both LostGhostStinkReport5points#3 But Snails Don’t Have ArmsZoomorph23Report5pointsEvery product page has a questions section, and every questions section has that one person who reads a perfectly sensible question and decides this is their big moment. Somebody asks whether a phone case fits a certain model, and the top answer is a heartfelt update on the weather. Nobody asked for it, nobody needed it, and yet here we are, grinning at our screens.

Then come the overthinkers, who treat every question like a final exam. Someone asked whether a bike headlight would still work while cycling at the speed of light, and the answer reportedly arrived as a long physics explanation.

5points#5 You Think?bigfisheatlittleoneReport5points#6 Tell Us How You Really Feel, Barbarabking158Report4pointsHonestly, a physics lecture is a bold choice for a bike light, but we respect the effort. Ask a simple question, receive a lecture or a riddle. That’s the deal. Names make for great punchlines too. When a shopper wrote that an iron arrived with no “Manuel,” one reply refused to hand Manuel over.

4points#8 Well That’s A Shade Of Blue I Haven’t Heard Of BeforeChesterton_SofaReport4points#9 Buy Local!Sunblast1andOnlyReport4pointsWhat makes these so fun is the commitment. Nobody in these threads blinks, and nobody apologizes. They read a plain question, spot a tiny opening, and sprint through it like it’s the final lap at the Olympics. The best ones also keep the tone friendly, which is why you laugh instead of groan.

4points#11 Dishwasher SafeMissFifi83Report4points#12 It’s Not Really A Question So We Shouldn’t Expect An AnswercaviarwallReport4pointsThink of any questions section as an open mic night where nobody signed up but everyone gets a turn. A shopper asks about shipping, the next person grabs the microphone, and by the third reply the original question is a distant memory. Sometimes the jokes pile up for pages, which is great for readers and rough for anyone who just wanted to know the battery size.

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You might wonder how so many random replies end up under products in the first place. Shoppers in a long message board thread point out that Amazon emails people who bought an item and invites them to answer questions from other customers, so plenty of folks get asked about something they barely remember buying.