{"id":1030084,"date":"2022-03-21T23:37:21","date_gmt":"2022-03-21T23:37:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ghanamma.com\/2022\/03\/21\/my-ex-faked-his-death-to-break-up-with-me\/"},"modified":"2022-03-21T23:37:21","modified_gmt":"2022-03-21T23:37:21","slug":"my-ex-faked-his-death-to-break-up-with-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ghanamma.com\/2022\/03\/21\/my-ex-faked-his-death-to-break-up-with-me\/","title":{"rendered":"My ex faked his death to break up with me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ghanamma.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/1629118976_crying-woman-696x490.jpeg\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Famous anthropologist, Ernest Becker, once said, \u201cThe idea of death, the fear of it, haunts the human animal like nothing else.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But LouLou Gonzalez\u2019s ex-boyfriend did not fear death when he wanted an excuse to call off the relationship.<\/p>\n<p>Sharing her heartbreak story, the comedian said she met her ex in the early 2000s at boot camp when they were training to serve in the American military.<\/p>\n<p>She says, she was so hopeful that the relationship will end up in marriage, but that was not what fate had planned for her.<\/p>\n<p>Things went downhill after she received a call one dawn around 2 am. According to her, the person on the other side just said, \u201cyour \u2018nigga\u2019 is dead. I just shot him.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Considering the time of the announcement, she was utterly confused, but due to how dangerous New York is, she just believed the story.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere was no Instagram or social media for me to go and check his stories like that. All I got is your word. I tried calling back and I got nothing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/video.php?height=315&amp;href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FitsLouLouGonzalez%2Fvideos%2F922717895071235%2F&amp;show_text=false&amp;width=560&amp;t=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" style=\"border:none;overflow:hidden\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture; web-share\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo I am going crazy. This is the middle of the night and because I woke up in the middle of my sleep I am disoriented. And when it dawned on I was in full tears,\u201d she narrated.<\/p>\n<p>When she was not getting any positive correspondence from her ex\u2019s sister and relatives she \u201cswitched into military mode.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am extra panicked. And since I am in the military I went into recon mode. I know his job, I know rank so somebody in his unit will definitely know about his death. When I called the barracks, nobody knew what I was talking about. To them, I am crazy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After calling numerous times, their colleagues at the barracks offered to put her \u2018dead\u2019 boyfriend on the phone unbeknownst to him.<\/p>\n<p>After barraging him with many questions, her ex-boyfriend finally confessed that he wasn\u2019t ready for a relationship.<\/p>\n<p>As if that was not enough, the ex-boyfriend added that \u201cyou were not my real girlfriend.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Years on, LouLou Gonzalez says she is completely over it and as a comedian, she has found a very artistic way to share a story that almost broke her to entertain her audience.<\/p>\n<p>            <!--  [embed]https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=videoseries[\/embed]<!--\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>--><\/p>\n<div class=\"youtube-embed\" data-video_id=\"vxJFd4lUn4U\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"NPP groups from Obuasi West, Bantama constituencies picket national headquarters \u2013 Adom TV (21-3-22)\" width=\"696\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vxJFd4lUn4U?feature=oembed&#038;enablejsapi=1\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Famous anthropologist, Ernest Becker, once said, \u201cThe idea of death, the fear of it, haunts the human animal like nothing else.\u201d But LouLou Gonzalez\u2019s ex-boyfriend did not fear death when he wanted an excuse to call off the relationship. 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