{"id":705738,"date":"2019-09-14T19:07:01","date_gmt":"2019-09-14T19:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ghana-mma.com\/2019\/09\/14\/i-took-2-girls-home-last-night-but-my-thing-failed-me-speed-darlingto\/"},"modified":"2019-09-14T19:07:01","modified_gmt":"2019-09-14T19:07:01","slug":"i-took-2-girls-home-last-night-but-my-thing-failed-me-speed-darlingto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ghanamma.com\/2019\/09\/14\/i-took-2-girls-home-last-night-but-my-thing-failed-me-speed-darlingto\/","title":{"rendered":"I Took\u00a02\u00a0Girls Home Last Night But My &#8216;Thing&#8217; Failed Me \u2013 Speed Darlingto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div id=\"\">\n<p>US-based Nigerian controversial rapper, Speed Darlington is not very happy with his \u2018male member\u2019 at the moment.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_696153\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-696153\" style=\"width: 334px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-696153\" src=\"https:\/\/ghanamma.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/images-7-1.jpeg\" alt=\"Speed Darlington\" width=\"334\" height=\"381\"  \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-696153\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Speed Darlington<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The rapper who\u00a0has boasted continuously about his prowess in bed took to Twitter to narrate his experience with the two girls he took to his hotel after clubbing on Friday night.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Also Read:\u00a0Speed Darlington Grabs Teni\u2019s Waist Months After Questioning Her Sexuality<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Speed Darlington expressed sadness in his inability to carry out his task. However, he blamed the ladies for being the cause of his downfall. He shared the video below and wrote:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I carry 2 girls from club last night to help my 3some plan come through. We got to my hotel room and my dick failed me. I couldn&#8217;t get it up. so angery but then I realized that it wasn&#8217;t me it their fat block my dick from reaching the pussy.  Main girl fat her friend? Forget it. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/aOCmTnDhOo\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\">pic.twitter.com\/aOCmTnDhOo<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Eze Akpi (@SpeedDarlington) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SpeedDarlington\/status\/1172862375780917248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\">September 14, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>              &#13;\n                    <\/p><\/div>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>US-based Nigerian controversial rapper, Speed Darlington is not very happy with his \u2018male member\u2019 at the moment. Speed Darlington The rapper who\u00a0has boasted continuously about his prowess in bed took to Twitter to narrate his experience with the two girls he took to his hotel after clubbing on Friday night. Also Read:\u00a0Speed Darlington Grabs Teni\u2019s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":705739,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-705738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-nollywood"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>I Took\u00a02\u00a0Girls Home Last Night But My &#039;Thing&#039; Failed Me \u2013 Speed Darlingto - Ghanamma.com<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.ghanamma.com\/2019\/09\/14\/i-took-2-girls-home-last-night-but-my-thing-failed-me-speed-darlingto\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"I Took\u00a02\u00a0Girls Home Last Night But My &#039;Thing&#039; Failed Me \u2013 Speed Darlingto - Ghanamma.com\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"US-based Nigerian controversial rapper, Speed Darlington is not very happy with his \u2018male member\u2019 at the moment. 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