{"id":380638,"date":"2017-03-12T09:36:57","date_gmt":"2017-03-12T09:36:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ghana-mma.com\/2017\/03\/7-things-guys-think-about-when-a-woman-is-on-top\/"},"modified":"2017-03-12T09:36:57","modified_gmt":"2017-03-12T09:36:57","slug":"7-things-guys-think-about-when-a-woman-is-on-top","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ghanamma.com\/2017\/03\/12\/7-things-guys-think-about-when-a-woman-is-on-top\/","title":{"rendered":"7 Things Guys Think About When A Woman Is On Top"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-355700\" src=\"http:\/\/ghanamma.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/272169132_Calories_Burned_During_Sex_answer_1_xlarge2.jpeg\" alt=\"\"   data-recalc-dims=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Have you ever been on top\u00a0of a dude during s*x and looked down to see that he\u2019s in a moment of deep thought?<\/p>\n<p><!-- WP QUADS Content Ad Plugin v. 1.4.3 --><\/p>\n<p>Well, that\u2019s not unusual. Girl on top\u00a0requires the least amount of physical effort on our end, freeing up the mind to wander a bit. It\u2019s also one of the best positions to, you know, take it all in. While I have nothing against the other 35 positions, missionary definitely leaves a lot more to the imagination.<\/p>\n<p>Here are seven things guys think about when you\u2019re ridin\u2019 dirty.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cThis is a nice break.\u201d <\/strong>Lots of guys are likely to initiate the cowgirl move because they\u2019re winded, or on the brink of premature Release. In either case, we need a moment to get it back together. On behalf of the male species, thank you for the breather.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cb**bs!\u201d <\/strong>No other position\u00a0affords such amazing optical access.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cWhat should I do with my hands?\u201d<\/strong> Being on bottom leaves so many options: b*tt cheeks, clitoral play, your hair, grabbing your face to make out, hand holding\u2026 It\u2019s hard to choose!<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cI could stay like this for days.\u201d <\/strong>Lazy s*x is the best s*x. You know it\u2019s true.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cPlease don\u2019t break my man-hood.\u201d <\/strong>It\u2019s always in the back of our mind that something bad is going to happen\u00a0while you\u2019re on top. One wrong move, and it\u2019s all over for our peen.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cI wish I had a camera right now.\u201d <\/strong>While you might argue that the angle from our perspective isn\u2019t super flattering, we beg to differ. And until Apple develops an iCloud with CIA-level security, we\u2019re going to use our mental camera and save this to our spank bank. Yeah, gross, but true.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cAlright\u2014my turn again.\u201d <\/strong>A great s*xual excursion\u00a0includes a few positions, orgasms all around, and a celebratory sports drink (because hydration is key). Even though we love you on top, when you\u2019re ready for a change, we\u2019re totally game. Just point us in the right direction.<\/p>\n<p><!-- WP QUADS Content Ad Plugin v. 1.4.3 --><\/p>\n<p>Source: Women\u2019s Health Mag<\/p>\n<p>Ad ==&gt; A Former One Minute Man Who Now Last 30mins In Bed Reveals The Secret Of His New Strength <\/p>\n<p><!-- Matched Content 1 --><br \/>\n<!-- MarketGidComposite Start --><br \/>\n<!-- MarketGidComposite End --><\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever been on top\u00a0of a dude during s*x and looked down to see that he\u2019s in a moment of deep thought? Well, that\u2019s not unusual. Girl on top\u00a0requires the least amount of physical effort on our end, freeing up the mind to wander a bit. It\u2019s also one of the best positions to, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-380638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-business"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>7 Things Guys Think About When A Woman Is On Top - Ghanamma.com<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.ghanamma.com\/2017\/03\/12\/7-things-guys-think-about-when-a-woman-is-on-top\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"7 Things Guys Think About When A Woman Is On Top - Ghanamma.com\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"Have you ever been on top\u00a0of a dude during s*x and looked down to see that he\u2019s in a moment of deep thought? 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