Subliminal Traits That Make You Wife Material

You know when to pick your battles

You have the patience and wisdom to time arguments well. Even if you’ve been waiting all day to bring up an issue with your partner, if he comes home and something truly sh-tty has happened to him that day, you know to put your issue away for now and console him.

He really can fart around you. Really.

You don’t laugh about it. You don’t say his name with a slightly authoritative tone in your voice. You just keep watching TV as if nothing happened. Maybe you lovingly offer him Beans.

You can apologize

You can admit when you’re wrong. You don’t say it begrudgingly—you say it authentically, with humility in your voice.

You never say, “I told you so.”

When you are right, and he is wrong, you don’t say, “I told you so.” Everybody makes mistakes, and you don’t take any pleasure when your partner does.

You don’t care what anyone thinks of you

You have very few, if any, insecure bones in your body. You can be eccentric and weird in public. You will voice an unpopular opinion. Only when this is true are you genuine as hell.