4 Major Reasons You Shouldn’t Talk About Your Love Life With Friends

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1. They may get curious.

You tell a friend that your man is hung, and now she wants to take a look. She may not want to sleep with him, but her curiosity is piqued! When she is around your hombre, she keeps checking out his package. Or she’s asking you to see your sexts.

So, don’t tell your friends he’s hung like a horse. Even if your amigas like small penes, it will be difficult to look away from his Johnson.

2. They may get sick of you.

If your man is amazing in bed, and you tell the friend who has a terrible or non-existent s*x life, she may get jealous. She may even think you’re bragging about your relationship, and get sick of all your s*x talk. This can put a strain on your friendship.

Yes, she should be supportive and happy for you, but it’s difficult to cheer someone on when your love life is identical to a monja’s.

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3. They will treat your man differently.

Now that your amigita knows what your man is carrying (and what he does with it!), she may just flirt with him. On the other hand, if you disclose that your guy is bad in bed, your BFF may just laugh at your hombre and make him feel like less of a man.

No matter the status of your s*x life, your friends will treat your man differently.

5. They may want to sleep with him.

When you share intimate details about your s*x life, your friend may get so curious that she will want to sleep with your man. It happens — and not only in Lifetime movies.

I actually have a friend in Miami whose BFF slept with her man. “I never thought this would happen to me,” she said. “I trusted her like a sister, and told her everything.” And that’s why, from this day forward, I will take my crazy prima’s advice. My mouth will remain shut unless it’s familia — well, some of it.