Adams Oshiomhole – “I Met My New Wife, ‘Lara Fortes’ As A Virgin”

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In what I like to term as an unnecessary statement, the Edo State Governor, Adams Oshiomhole has shocked everyone when he revealed his new wife, Lara Fortes, was still a virgin.

The Comrade governor made the revelation during their wedding thanksgiving service.

He said, “I can boldly tell all of you that I was a very principled man during my first marriage. I didn’t succumb to the worldly pleasures of this lustful environment, even though I had lots of opportunities. And it was this principled sobriety that made me fish for a virgin wife.

“I can boldly say to you all that I was the first man to know her (Lara Fortes) and initiated her into the worldly ways.

“This is the kind of spirit I want Edo youths to inculcate, instead of messing around and engaging in different shades of adultery and fornication.”

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