A drunk woman in Florida informed a police officer that she defecated in her pants after she was pulled over for driving erratically. 47-year-old Michelle Meyers was later arrested by a Martin County Sheriff’s deputy in Jensen Beach, on suspicion of driving while intoxicated. Worldwideweirdnews reports:
The deputy asked for her license and registration. Meyers reached into her purse and fumbled around in it before the officer reminded her what she was looking for.
Meyers, who smelled from alcohol, told the deputy that she was driving home from work, but she did not remember her address. The woman then addressed the deputy as “Almighty God.” “Almighty God, I only had two beers,” she said.
The deputy said that he informed Meyers that he was not “Almighty God,” and he told the woman that his name was deputy Cuty, according to the arrest report. During a subsequent sobriety test, Meyers told the deputy: “I just pooped in my pants.” Meyers was arrested and charged with DUI.