Bigger b**bs or bust!
A woman in Pensacola, Fla. has started panhandling on the roadside — not because she needs food or shelter, but because she wants larger br**sts, WEAR reported.
Christina Andrews first brought her “Not Homeless Need b**bs” sign to the intersection of W and Beverly streets Thursday, WEAR-TV reported.
“I just want bigger b**bs,” she told the station.
She added, “People put out signs that they’re homeless. I’m not … so I’m just being honest.”
Her chest intentions seem to be working. Andrews said she was surprised that people actually started donating to the cause.”I thought people would just laugh and keep riding, but they’re like hey here’s some money,” she said.
It’s unclear what her operation would cost, but plenty of sites on the subject advertise implants for around $3,000. Andrews didn’t say how much she’s raised so far.
She’s not the first woman to take to the streets in hopes of a larger cup size. In July 2012, 37-year-old Chrissy Lance planted herself at a street corner in Akron, Ohio with a “Not Homeless! Need b**bs” sign of her own.
There are worse ways to get a free b00b job. Earlier in 2012, a Phoenix woman was charged with fraud after officials say she faked cancer and collected charity money that she actually just used for chest implants.