I’m Addicted To Good Alcohol And Nice Women…Even God Will Reject Me If I Want To Be A Pastor

…Even God Will Reject Me If I Want To Be A Pastor Kofi Jumah Confesses But Denies Loving “Apio”

Loudmouth former Member of Parliament (MP) for Asokwa, Maxwell Kofi Jumah, has confessed his addiction of good alcohol and nice women but denied loving local gin ‘Akpeteshie’ also known as “Apio”.

Mr. Jumah, an ex-Taxi Driver in Newark – New Jersey in the United States of America (USA), said he was shocked to have read a publication about him being a “lover of Akpeteshie”, booze which he had not consumed before.

“Good and tasteful things is what I like. I will never be a pastor. I love tasteful things both in my mouth and under (private part). Even God will reject me if I want to be a pastor…I can never be a pastor. I will never pretend to be holier than thou”, said the ex-New Patriotic Party (NPP) who is said to have abandoned his wife and children in the US and having a jolly time with Kumasi girls.

“…I heard I drink Akpeteshie, I drink alcohol but I don’t drink Akpeteshie. Though some friends and family were worried about the publication, I giggled over it. I have never tasted Akpeteshie in my entire life. If I found myself at the chief palace and dry gin is been served, I will not hesitate to taste it…but I don’t drink Akpeteshie. I suck good quality liquor from the top of the shelf,” he noted.

“Kofi Ghana” as he is popularly called, about fortnight ago, waded into an obvious mistake by the Metropolitan Chief Executive (MCE) of Accra, Alfred Oko Vanderpuije, saying if indeed he (OkoVanderpuije) re-named the hockey stadium after the late President Mills, because of his love for the game, then, he should name him after his favourite drink, “Club Beer”.

Ironically, The Herald’s information from Mr. Jumah’s residence at Atonsu-Kumasi in the Ashanti Region, reveals that Mr. Jumah aka Kofi Ghana is a lover of local gin “Apio” also known as “Akpeteshie”.

Mr. Jumah was also fingered for his sexual escapade and a Casanova at Pokuase ACP Estates near Amasaman where he resides in Accra.

In a shrill response on Adom FM, controversial Kofi Jumah opined that he would not pretend to be a ‘saint’, whiles within he knows his capabilities.

He categorically stated that never on earth will he respond to the call as a man of God when there is many to merry as a mere person on earth, rather than being a pastor.

What he does in partnership with some colleague NPP MPs regarding his sexual escapades is available to The Herald. About four years ago, at a poolside of Miklin Hotel in Kumasi, there was a serious fight involving some of his girlfriends leading to some
patrons of the hotel fleeing.

Most of his girlfriends describe him as a very stingy man.

More to come!

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