Sex-starved Wife Of Testicle Attack Kenyan Ref Reveals No Sex For Eight Months

Posted On Monday, 22nd April 2013

The wife of the Kenyan referee, whose testicles were squeezed really hard by a coach, has revealed that she is sex-starved as she has not been wanged by referee Martin Wekesa Wamalwa for EIGHT MONTHS.

Referee Wamalwa in pain after being attacked

The wife of the Kenyan referee, whose testicles were squeezed really hard by a coach, has revealed that she is sex-starved as she has not been wanged by referee Martin Wekesa Wamalwa for EIGHT MONTHS.

Wamalwa is suing the Kenyan Football Federation (KFF) after having his testicles squeezed really hard by a coach, leaving him unable to perform in bed.

The $240,000 being sought by Wamalwsa is presumably the monetary equivalent of the amount of nookie him and his wife have missed since the assault.

Mary Wekesa says since Wamalwa had his plums nearly twisted off by coach Daudi Kajembe during an altercation in a match in September 2012 she has not enjoyed her night duties.

Now Walmalwa wife says she is also suffering as a result of the unsavory attack on her husband.

“We used to live as wife and husband. Nowadays we don’t, so that’s how the life has changed,” Mary Wekesa said.

The referee was subjected to a very specific kind of physical assault during a game between local rivals Admiral and Sparki Youth.

Kajembe, coach of Sparki, grabbed Wamalwa by the nards and squeezed, leaving the poor referee sprawling in agony on the floor.

The referee was taken to hospital with chronic with chronic testicular torsion – three words that should never, ever be that close to each other.

Wamalwa’s lawyer is now filing a suit against insisting that the referee has not been able to have sex with his wife as a result of the hard squeezing by coach Kajembe.

This in Layman’s Terms, means his wanger won’t wang anymore.

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