Posted On Thursday, 18th April 2013
Referee Wamalwa reacts after being attack on his testicles
Referee Martin Wekesa Wamalwa is suing the Kenyan Football Federation (KFF) after having his testicles sqeezed really hard by a coach, leaving him unable to perform in bed.
Wamalwa had his plums nearly twisted off by coach Daudi Kajembe during an altercation during a match he was officiating back in September 2012.
The match official has now begun seeking compensation from the KFF for his injuries by filling a lawsuit against the federation to the tune $240,000.
The referee was subjected to a very specific kind of physical assault during a game between local rivals Admiral and Sparki Youth.
Kajembe, coach of Sparki, grabbed Wamalwa by the nards and squeezed, leaving the poor referee sprawling in agony on the floor.
The referee was taken to hospital with chronic with chronic testicular torsion – three words that should never, ever be that close to each other.
“That was the most gruesome moment of my life, I can never explain the pain but I am lucky to be alive,” referee Wamalwa told a local radio station.
“On that day I remember I fainted after the guy attacked me squeezing me dangerously in my sensitive parts.
“I remember waking up three hours later while in hospital and it has been a long time to recovery.
Referee Wamalwa collapses in pain after the attack on his testicles
“I was affected mentally and physically as well since I became a subject of ridicule in town.”
Wamalwa’s lawyer is now filing a suit against insisting that the referee has not been able to have sex with his wife as a result of the hard squeezing by coach Kajembe.
“Wamalwa suffered permanent incapacity and can no longer enjoy his conjugal rights as required by following extensive damage to his sexual organs,” Wamalwa’s lawyer told the court.
This in Layman’s Terms, means his wanger won’t wang anymore.
The $240,000 being sought by Wamalwsa is presumably the monetary equivalent of the amount of nookie he’s missed since the assault.
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