{"id":470644,"date":"2011-07-31T03:02:15","date_gmt":"2011-07-31T03:02:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ghanamma.net\/2011\/07\/31\/woman-download-%e2%80%93-it-speak\/"},"modified":"2011-07-31T03:02:15","modified_gmt":"2011-07-31T03:02:15","slug":"woman-download-it-speak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ghanamma.com\/2011\/07\/31\/woman-download-it-speak\/","title":{"rendered":"Woman Download \u2013 It Speak"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div readability=\"58.9378130217\"><a name=\"top\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Entertainment of Saturday, 30 July 2011<\/p>\n<p><strong>Source:<\/strong> Sakyi, Kwesi Atta<\/p>\n<p>Bundle of problems waiting to upload<br \/>Poor dude enthralled by a glamorous chick<br \/>Almost dressed in the nude<br \/>Stripped to the bone in strips and straps to tease<br \/>She\u2019s always glued and trapped on her cell,<br \/>Myriad emails assail her i-pad<br \/>If not on the pad, she\u2019s listening to music on her i-pod<br \/>Yet, dude is itching to download,<br \/>He\u2019s bitched and bewitched<br \/>Loads and loads of trouble unbundled,<br \/>Problems, waiting to explode,<br \/>Oh no! No sex-hungry guy goes scot free<br \/>Without sack loads of problems to unload,<br \/>Easy to catch, difficult to offload<br \/>Don\u2019t traverse that rough road!<\/p>\n<p>The internet itinerant addict you are,<br \/>Your download could infected be<br \/>Your fish catch could contaminated be<br \/>Your net could have been hacked<br \/>You may give hug to a secondhand hag<br \/>That is if you don\u2019t explore probingly<br \/>You could explore and haul in a whore<br \/>Smiling seductively at your door<br \/>When you bring in your supposedly bumper<br \/>Catch ashore,<br \/>Poor you in your drunken stupor<br \/>You\u2019ll be agape when you awake<br \/>Alas, you\u2019ll be love poor<br \/>Then, it\u2019ll be late when you reckon<br \/>Your take<\/p>\n<p>You may have hired a hag,<br \/>Ready to hurry and harry you,<br \/>She will ask, \u2018Are you sure you\u2019ll marry me?\u2019<br \/>She will go the whole hog<br \/>To enchant and blog<br \/>But dude, beware of Trojan Horses<br \/>Woman download could baited be,<br \/>Vicious virulent viruses concealed<br \/>To assail your veins when you click and lick,<br \/>Viruses which cannot be contained<br \/>By a cocktail of anti-virus therapies<br \/>At the apothecaries and infirmaries,<br \/>Dude, cork your dick to spare the chick<br \/>Don\u2019t lick and prick the chick<br \/>At the click of a mere button,<br \/>Boot off your bottom<br \/>If\u2019 you\u2019re bottom-happy,<br \/>Stand firm in self restraint for appointed bosom,<br \/>At the right time, right place and right price,<br \/>You\u2019ll find your appointed spouse,<br \/>Not by the lousy click of a mouse<br \/>Nor by trigger-happy click on a button,<br \/>Pray for the right target catch<br \/>And then close the hatch,<br \/>Then incubate with your match in the hatchery<br \/>To avoid onrush of virulent viruses<br \/>From Pandora\u2019s vial and amphora,<br \/>Buddy, you\u2019re on trial!<br \/>Internet love affair in an Accra Caf\u00e9 lair?<br \/>I cry for you! 419, Sakawa, HIV fare!<\/p>\n<p>By Kwesi Atta Sakyi<br \/>Send serious critique to: kwesi.sakyi@yahoo.com<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>More:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Entertainment of Saturday, 30 July 2011 Source: Sakyi, Kwesi Atta Bundle of problems waiting to upload Poor dude enthralled by a glamorous chick Almost dressed in the nude Stripped to the bone in strips and straps to tease She\u2019s always glued and trapped on her cell, Myriad emails assail her i-pad If not on the pad, she\u2019s listening to music on her i-pod Yet, dude is itching to download, He\u2019s bitched and bewitched Loads and loads of trouble unbundled, Problems, waiting to explode, Oh no! No sex-hungry guy goes scot free Without sack loads of problems to unload, Easy to catch, difficult to offload Don\u2019t traverse that rough road! The internet itinerant addict you are, Your download could infected be Your fish catch could contaminated be Your net could have been hacked You may give hug to a secondhand hag That is if you don\u2019t explore probingly You could explore and haul in a whore Smiling seductively at your door When you bring in your supposedly bumper Catch ashore, Poor you in your drunken stupor You\u2019ll be agape when you awake Alas, you\u2019ll be love poor Then, it\u2019ll be late when you reckon Your take You may have hired a hag, Ready to hurry and harry you, She will ask, \u2018Are you sure you\u2019ll marry me?\u2019 She will go the whole hog To enchant and blog But dude, beware of Trojan Horses Woman download could baited be, Vicious virulent viruses concealed To assail your veins when you click and lick, Viruses which cannot be contained By a cocktail of anti-virus therapies At the apothecaries and infirmaries, Dude, cork your dick to spare the chick Don\u2019t lick and prick the chick At the click of a mere button, Boot off your bottom If\u2019 you\u2019re bottom-happy, Stand firm in self restraint for appointed bosom, At the right time, right place and right price, You\u2019ll find your appointed spouse, Not by the lousy click of a mouse Nor by trigger-happy click on a button, Pray for the right target catch And then close the hatch, Then incubate with your match in the hatchery To avoid onrush of virulent viruses From Pandora\u2019s vial and amphora, Buddy, you\u2019re on trial! Internet love affair in an Accra Caf\u00e9 lair? I cry for you! 419, Sakawa, HIV fare! By Kwesi Atta Sakyi Send serious critique to: kwesi.sakyi@yahoo.com <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-470644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Woman Download \u2013 It Speak - Ghanamma.com<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.ghanamma.com\/2011\/07\/31\/woman-download-it-speak\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"Woman Download \u2013 It Speak - Ghanamma.com\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"Entertainment of Saturday, 30 July 2011 Source: Sakyi, Kwesi Atta Bundle of problems waiting to upload Poor dude enthralled by a glamorous chick Almost dressed in the nude Stripped to the bone in strips and straps to tease She\u2019s always glued and trapped on her cell, Myriad emails assail her i-pad If not on the pad, she\u2019s listening to music on her i-pod Yet, dude is itching to download, He\u2019s bitched and bewitched Loads and loads of trouble unbundled, Problems, waiting to explode, Oh no! 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