\u201cNDC guru, Kwamena Ahwoi, says the mere mention of the NPP makes him feel like urinating. He said at the Sunyani NDC Congress last Saturday that he felt like visiting the gents to urinate whenever he heard the NPP being mentioned.<\/p>\n
Mr. Ahwoi was comfortably sitting [when] the MC, Elvis Afriyie Ankrah, announced that the NPP\u2019s representatives should come and deliver their solidarity message. Mr. Ahwoi, at this juncture, stood from his seat and headed towards the washroom, which was at the right hand side of the VIP stand.<\/p>\n
Upon reaching where other NDC big wigs\u2026 were seated [Mr. Ahwoi] stopped\u2026 then mockingly said, \u2018The mention of the name of the NPP has made me feel like urinating,\u2019 to which Baba Jamal and Haruna Iddrisu as well as other people present burst into laughter. Mr. Ahwoi headed straight to the washroom and returned only after Sammy Awuku had finished the NPPs solidarity speech, which lasted for some few minutes\u201d (Abridged from Ghanaweb, July 11, 2011).<\/p>\n
Yesterday\u2019s poor Ahwois
Benighted SOCIALISTS
Wore battered Charley-wote
Wore bludgeoned tie & dye
Soiled with poverty blood
Their trousers were threadbare
Slaughtered from Tema Station
Ah! The \u201cbend-down\u201d boutique
They did a Jerry before 1979
Ah! They debited kokonte
Kokonte – \u201cFace the Wall\u201d<\/p>\n
Today the SOCIALISTS have it
The Ahwois have it all
They have tasted wealth
They have tasted power
Ah! CASHPRO
Under JJ Rawlings
Ah! CASTLEPRO
Under Simpa Mills
Ahwois wear \u201cdesigners\u201d
No more threadbare tie-dye
They have expensive SUVs
No battered Charley-wote
They have it all made
Even have URINE made<\/p>\n
The Ahwois have urinated
Have already urinated on JJ
The piss of Greedy Bastards
JJ made the Ahwois rich
JJ made Ahwois powerful
JJ plucked them all
From acidic poverty
Poverty of SOCIALISM
So let Kwamena Ahwoi piss
His bloating bladder is full
Full of stolen state wealth
CASHPRO-induced urination
All have short memories
Let the Ahwois urinate it all
Time has a way of pissing us<\/p>\n
NDC, NPP, CPP, DFP
Ghana\u2019s political DDTs
Poisons of our postcolony
Killers of the dream
Crusading for personal wealth
Thievery opponents they are
They are not antipodal enemies<\/p>\n
Uncouth Kwamena Ahwoi
The CEDI-less SOCIALIST
Now a predatory BILLIONAIRE
Urinates on himself in public
Holding his small shrinking tail
Tail between his shriveling legs
Urinates from his withering mind<\/p>\n
Uncouth Kwamena Ahwoi
Like an asinine sheep
Strutting in a public place
Dunce-ing in malice
Ahwoi did it all in public
Like the proverbial sheep
It farted, pissed, soiled
It dropped it all
Droppings on its tail
Besmeared in excreta
Like the proverbial sheep
Ahwoi disgraced himself
Not the NPP<\/p>\n
The bellyful Ahwois
Kwamena Ahwoi
Kwasi Ahwoi
Ato Ahwoi
May urinate it all
Stolen wealth
Bellyful riches
CASHPRO it all
Corruption
Nepotism
Cronyism
Opportunism
The Ahwois may piss it all
At the mention of NDC
Not at the mention of NPP
NDC made them bellyful
NDC is their vessel of riches
NPP didn\u2019t cause their bellyful<\/p>\n
Keep pissing
Keep urinating
Kwamena Ahwoi
You can afford to piss
Piss on anyone, anyone
Time is the arbiter, the arbiter
Time will tell and time will tell
When, how, where, whom, who, what
You will piss on your shrinking small tail
Shrinking small tail between your scrawny legs<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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