{"id":443765,"date":"2011-06-19T07:58:16","date_gmt":"2011-06-19T07:58:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ghanamma.net\/2011\/06\/19\/loose-boobs-tribunal-lbt\/"},"modified":"2011-06-19T07:58:16","modified_gmt":"2011-06-19T07:58:16","slug":"loose-boobs-tribunal-lbt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ghanamma.com\/2011\/06\/19\/loose-boobs-tribunal-lbt\/","title":{"rendered":"Loose Boobs Tribunal (LBT)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div readability=\"81\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Click for Full Image Size\" onclick=\"window.location='\/image_preview2.asp?img=U3VpY2lkZS1tLmdpZg==';\" class=\"img1 c6\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ghanamma.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/fa087eb0image.aspx_.jpg\" border=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Suicide mission<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\nWhat else is this court supposed to do? The boob-baring bug has defied age, culture or education borders. Our gavel has fallen every week with heavy judgment.But these ones won\u2019t listen.Should we set up a loose boobs tribunal or have Boobs Special Marshal?<br \/>\nThis is a matter of urgent national importance.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2018By fire by force\u2019<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We hate it when you flaunt what you don\u2019t have. Our findings show that the Nigeria fashion police are concerned about wannabes who flaunt their tits \u2018by fire by force.\u2019 Our jury wonders where you got the guts to hatch such a notorious plot in public. Well, if we are to believe an eyewitness during court session, \u201cna bad market cause am.\u201d That definitely explains all this show of flesh. Nevertheless, you must pay N3 million fine within 24 hours or that dress would be confiscated. Mind you, we don\u2019t care how you get home.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Boobs proliferation<\/strong><br \/>We are so unhappy about the proliferation of what is now seen in legal terms as \u201cthe boob window dress.\u201d Our jury believes we need to get our scientists to invent a new device that would keep wild and stubborn tits like yours in check. We are sure we need a lot of funding for this initiative. So you have been fined N5.5million to kickstart the research.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Suicide mission<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Haba! This is so unfair. How could you do this to those pair of breasts? For this abuse, we have decided to put together a panel that would agitate for breast rights because of your ilk. You are hereby fined N5 million.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Grandma!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Grand ma, how we hate to prosecute you, but we can\u2019t ignore this at all. Why would you place expired wares on the shelf on the pretext that they are still very valuable? Even if you paid so much for general overhauling of your tits, don\u2019t you think they should be locked and sealed at this stage? Grandma, please, with all due respect, we implore you to dress your age next time. For now, pay a N2 million fine.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Breastful<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pretty face, we need no soothsayer to tell us that you are well endowed. But letting the \u2018girls\u2019 hang out half out of your dress is a no-no in this court of law. You are hereby banished from every public function and pay a fine of N2.5 million.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Contrast<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We were lost for words when we saw this exhibit, because it was a great contrast to your age. How come your exhibit went all south south? Section 230 subsection 23a states that you should \u201cdress the way you want be addressed.\u201d You are hereby sentenced to three months in Azare, Bauchi State, where you will be mandated to milk cows every morning. We are sure you will appreciate your mammary glands better while there.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Click for Full Image Size\" onclick=\"window.location='\/image_preview2.asp?img=Zm9yY2UuZ2lm';\" class=\"img1 c6\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ghanamma.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/b061b6cbimage.aspx_.jpg\" border=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2018By fire by force\u2019<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Click for Full Image Size\" onclick=\"window.location='\/image_preview2.asp?img=cHJvbGlmZXJhdGlvbi5naWY=';\" class=\"img1 c6\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ghanamma.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/210a9091image.aspx_.jpg\" border=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Boobs proliferation<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Click for Full Image Size\" onclick=\"window.location='\/image_preview2.asp?img=QnJlYXN0ZnVsYS5naWY=';\" class=\"img1 c6\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ghanamma.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/c4ebfca2image.aspx_.jpg\" border=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Breastful<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Click for Full Image Size\" onclick=\"window.location='\/image_preview2.asp?img=Q29udHJhc3RhLmdpZg==';\" class=\"img1 c6\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ghanamma.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/d1061202image.aspx_.jpg\" border=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Contrast<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><span>Do you have a story\/gist for publication? Please email it to story@nigeriafilms.com<\/span><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>See the original post:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nigeriafilms.com\/news\/12322\/31\/loose-boobs-tribunal-lbt.html\" title=\"Loose Boobs Tribunal (LBT)\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Loose Boobs Tribunal (LBT)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Suicide mission What else is this court supposed to do? The boob-baring bug has defied age, culture or education borders. Our gavel has fallen every week with heavy judgment.But these ones won\u2019t listen.Should we set up a loose boobs tribunal or have Boobs Special Marshal? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":443766,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-443765","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-entertainment"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Loose Boobs Tribunal (LBT) - Ghanamma.com<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.ghanamma.com\/2011\/06\/19\/loose-boobs-tribunal-lbt\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"Loose Boobs Tribunal (LBT) - Ghanamma.com\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"Suicide mission What else is this court supposed to do? 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