{"id":437422,"date":"2011-06-07T11:59:51","date_gmt":"2011-06-07T11:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ghanamma.net\/2011\/06\/07\/big-brother-amplified-theres-a-missionary-in-the-house\/"},"modified":"2011-06-07T11:59:51","modified_gmt":"2011-06-07T11:59:51","slug":"big-brother-amplified-theres-a-missionary-in-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ghanamma.com\/2011\/06\/07\/big-brother-amplified-theres-a-missionary-in-the-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Big Brother Amplified – There’s a Missionary in the House"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Jean Sutherland<\/p>\n

6 June 2011<\/p>\n

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YO! What a weekend. I mean I was just minding my p’s and q’s on Saturday night only to have it interrupted by the news that Lady May had let her m’s and f’s out of the kraal!<\/p>\n

As if that wasn’t enough, the Big Brother Amplified party in the Tails house hit a new high, or low, depending on who’s making the call!<\/p>\n

It was a flaming affair!<\/p>\n

Firstly, though, have to say wow, as in WOW! The girls in the Heads house, which, I have to say remains my fave house, looked like they could have stepped off the cover of Vogue.<\/p>\n

Classsssssssy.<\/p>\n

They were all dressed in black as they celebrated Malawian housemate Lomwe’s 28th birthday on Saturday night. Weza, Vimbai, Hanni and Sharon O were especially stunning.<\/p>\n

But back to Tails aaaaaah, Tails. Biggie not only brought in a DJ – from Nigeria this week – but a special bar with a barman juggling flaming bottles of alcohol, I presume.<\/p>\n

Aitsa! There was no holding back Tails inmates as they drank neon-coloured blue concoctions and a host of other exotic concoctions.<\/p>\n

Tanzania’s Bhoke took to head-diving all over the place, while Nigeria’s Karen amorously clung to one of the bodyguards as though her biological time clock was about to run out and the situation needed to be remedied. Immediately.<\/p>\n

Kim was here, there and everywhere, while Luclay, aka Vloeklay, and Alex carried on like little boys having a pissing competition in the playground.<\/p>\n

In short, about everyone was hammered.<\/p>\n

They were on and under tables, jumping on couches, and letting out the type of shrieks most commonly heard in the rain forest.<\/p>\n

And when it came to the last call, they ignored Biggie’s request to go inside the house. Even Danny ignored calls directed at him, as Head of House, to report to the Chat Room. As a last resort, Biggie called Nic, who obliged, which saw the Kenyan face a barrage of expletives from housemates who didn’t want the mayhem to continue.<\/p>\n

Alex and Vloeklay let fly with more *f* words than there are flies swarming a steaming pile of elephant shyte. Believe it.<\/p>\n

Luclay acted all big bok, challenging the mirror, shouting “reveal yourself, reveal yourself” over and over and over again, as if he expected Biggie to suddenly make an appearance.<\/p>\n

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh<\/p>\n

All for effect, no doubt. I mean, who really thinks Biggie’s going to make an appearance because they have a shimmy of a whim!!<\/p>\n

Annnnnyway, as the ‘me-Tarzan’ commotion quieted down, a tiresome Mumba-Luclay tiff took its place. T.I.R.E.S.O.M.E.<\/p>\n

They carried on worse than a freaking stuck record.<\/p>\n

The long and the short of it – definitely the short of it, if eyewitness reports on Luclay are to be believed – is that Luclay believes he’s the messiah of the house.<\/p>\n

S’true. He reckons God sent him to the house, and that one of his roles is to change people.<\/p>\n

“I don’t care about the money I’m here on a mission,” he told Mumba.<\/p>\n

Who would have thunk?! Yip, we have a self-appointed missionary in the house<\/p>\n

Can’t stay long today catch you tomorrow. By then, of course, we’ll know who’s been evicted from Tails.<\/p>\n

Stay Tuned!<\/p>\n

– You can catch all the action – 24\/7 – on DStv channel 198.<\/p>\n

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