{"id":19633,"date":"2011-12-22T09:00:43","date_gmt":"2011-12-22T09:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ghanamma.net\/2011\/12\/5-things-nigerian-men-find-unattractive-in-women\/"},"modified":"2011-12-22T09:00:43","modified_gmt":"2011-12-22T09:00:43","slug":"5-things-nigerian-men-find-unattractive-in-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ghanamma.com\/2011\/12\/22\/5-things-nigerian-men-find-unattractive-in-women\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive In Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div readability=\"107\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Click for Full Image Size\" onclick=\"window.location='\/image_preview2.asp?img=dHdvLWxvdmVyLmpwZw==';\" class=\"img1 c6\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ghanamma.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/0eb7image.aspx_.jpg\" border=\"1\" \/><br \/>Let the record reflect that just because we find some of these unattractive- does not mean we will not attempt to sleep with you. Sleeping with you is a different ball game when compared with attraction.<\/p>\n<p>The two are not mutually exclusive!<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Desperados!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>These are the sort of girls that you find at every party, in every bar or night club. And if you\u2019re confused; here are some pointers. They are wearing thick make up, chewing violently on fake gums and standing ALONE clutching unto their little purses! So we can already tell that they either don\u2019t have cars or they didn\u2019t come with anybody they could trust enough to hold their bags. Desperados don\u2019t want to dance of course; except you have a striking age resemblance with their dads back in the village or if you\u2019ve got a tommy to remind them of theirs\u2019 before they got an abortion. But not dancing doesn\u2019t mean they don\u2019t appreciate drinks!<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Can I buy you a drink?\u2019 \u201cOf course\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>And while you do; she pretends to receive a call in front of a loud speaker!<\/p>\n<p>Listen I\u2019m not saying there\u2019s anything wrong in being bought a drink for; but women who act as though they are entitled to a man\u2019s wallet have got to go! It\u2019s unattractive and it\u2019s downright classless!<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Blackberry Beggars.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>How a classy lady can turn from her \u2018whatever\u2019 attitude before you got her PIN to posting sad and teary icons on her blackberry profile, beats me. I mean come on girls; whatever happened to your pride? I know you\u2019re broke- but must the world know? Do you have to post all your problems to the new dude?<\/p>\n<p>But I trust my Naija guys to say-<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Eeyaa! It shall be well!\u2019<\/p>\n<p>Jokes apart; one thing is certain; if he helps you with some money, he does so out of pity- which is not something you want a man dating you to feel for you. He should feel respect for you; so please respect yourselves. If a man starts giving you money immediately after meeting you, please don\u2019t go running to your gossipy friends 6 months later to tell them how wicked men are. He\u2019s just recouped his investment dividends for 6 months! And if you must tell them; please start such stories with how greedy you were.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Gbabes:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Granted that most of us want girls who have Indian blood running in their veins; but we\u2019re not stupid enough to know that we can\u2019t all have that. Gbabes are girls whose hairs remind me of the psychiatric hospital opposite my church!<\/p>\n<p>I know you can\u2019t all afford to wear the expensive lace wigs and Brazilian hair that Omotola or Patience Jonathan wears- but why not thank God for the Aba boys? They have made some extension braids and \u2018Brazilian hair\u2019 affordable for peanuts\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Unkempt Private Areas:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>*Hums* \u201cSometimes I shave my legs sometimes I don\u2019t\u2019. That\u2019s cool and all but I\u2019m going to need you to shave under your arms and the other place (you know where.) I am not scared of using the P word but this is a family friendly website- and I\u2019m sure you get the gist. We may be bush men here in Nigeria, but please give yourself an edge up by keeping it like a well-manicured lawn rather than like a jungle safari in the middle of Niger Delta!<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Loud Mouths:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Some girls know all the lyrics of all the tracks in Terry G\u2019s or Wizkid\u2019s Album. I once danced with a girl who took me through Timaya\u2019s discography while wearing a smile. She even knew what the upcoming tracks were! Now, don\u2019t get me wrong. It\u2019s all good.<\/p>\n<p>But what\u2019s not good is that the Naija guy, you\u2019re dancing with or rapping at, has already formed an opinion of you! You\u2019re a loudmouth in his head. And you seriously can\u2019t fault him for this assumption.<\/p>\n<p>What the average Nigerian who wants to have something serious with you- thinks about is; \u201cwhat will my people say about this girl?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Truth is; if I can\u2019t bring you home to momma we can\u2019t roll. I can\u2019t stand a woman whose every word is a curse; mothereffer this, son of a \u2014\u2013 that et cetera. Kindly have at least; an ounce of class and act like a lady not an Obalende conductor!<\/p>\n<p>Peace out and love to Nigerian ladies, I think you\u2019re all beautiful. These observations are not meant to offend any of you; but a little dose of \u2018keeping it real\u2019 is always healthy.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><span>Do you have a story\/gist for publication? Please email it to story@nigeriafilms.com<\/span><\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Let the record reflect that just because we find some of these unattractive- does not mean we will not attempt to sleep with you. Sleeping with you is a different ball game when compared with attraction. 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