Selma Shipanga
13 June 2011
Inhibitions. What inhibitions? Miss P has let the shy cat out of the bag. Believe me, this girl could very well play the lead in the next ‘Dirty Dancing’ movie.
Ever since Miss P borrowed from Lotus’s book of hairstyles and started donning the panga like it’s hot, we’ve come to know a side of Miss P that was not so visible in the early days.
If anything is to be made of the seductive moves Miss P pulled on Alex and Nic in the jacuzzi over the weekend, then we are definitely in for some titillating jaw-dropping moments.
And was that kiss between Miss P and Alex consensual?
OK peeps, things got reaaaaalllly heated in the Tails house over the weekend. Everything that is anything went on in there – from the less amusing dramas of drama Queen Luclay flipping out over a flippin’ scratch, to steamy moments courtesy of Miss P and her booty.
‘Obey Me’
If you’re Luclay, making a mountain out of a molehill is par for the course.
Unfortunately for Danny and Mumba, Saturday was the day on Luclay’s calendar for them both to account for their sins against the South African housemate. If you thought The Bible’s 10 Commandments were tough to obey, wait till you hear the commandments according to the twisted gospel of Luclay.
Commandment number one: Thou shalt not spend two hours away from Luclay.
Danny never saw it coming. He never thought you could get into trouble for spending time in the company of other housemates, other than, of course, Luclay.
And so it came as a surprise to him when after spending some time in the company of other Tailsmates, Luclay came to quiz him about it – throwing the “your attitude has changed” at the Ethiopian as his defence.
It was time for Danny to account for his sin – Judgement Day had arrived for the Ethiopian housemate.
Adopting a domineering posture and voice that would have frightened even Britain’s ‘Iron Lady’, Margaret Thatcher, Luclay quizzed Danny about his change of attitude towards him (Luclay’s view, of course), and said he was no longer taking his, Luclay’s, feelings into consideration.
Luclay demanded to know why he was no longer feeling the connection he once felt between the two of them. A baffled Danny told Luclay that he was still the same person he’d always been and that nothing had changed. Pheeeeewwww did I just hear someone utter the words ‘Luclay is a maniac’? I mean WTF?
By the look of things, it seems Luclay has given Danny another “chance” to fully live up to this commandment, as the two are still on speaking terms. “He should be so lucky lucky, lucky, lucky” in the words of some or other pop song.
Commandment number two: Thou shalt not scratch Luclay and ‘lie’ (allegedly) about it.
Mumba seems to have been the biggest offender of the Luclay gospel on Saturday.
Compared to Danny, her judgement included verbal fire and the gnashing of teeth.
The story is that Luclay got scratched by another housemate during play fighting and, on inspection of the scratched area, Mumba did not see any blood and rubbed some vaseline into the offended area.
Lo and behold she shouldn’t have said anything because it was her voicing this fact that got Luclay shouting on the rooftops that she is a “liar”. Huh?
The dude was practically foaming at the mouth. There’s no hiding the fact that brotherman has issues but to foam like that over a little scratch is mindboggling to say the least. Poor Mumba. She only tried to help him. As they say, no good deed goes unpunished.
She kept trying to tell him that the scratch started bleeding after he scratched it further, but struggled to get a word in. Karen had to step up to the plate to try and calm the actor down, but it ended up in a screaming fest.
Eish, if I don’t warm up to this Luclay dude it will be too soon!
Kiss Me Alex …
On the steamy side of things, Miss P was all about dropping it like it’s hot to trot. And so too did Nic, who decided to go skinny dipping in the jacuzzi. S’true. Boy was kaalgat up in there.
Meanwhile, Miss P was all about shaking her much talked about ASSet – her booty in the jacuzzi as she teased, squeezed and kissed both Nic and Alex, before moving in solo onto Alex whom she practically threw herself onto for a kiss.
Aikona, I don’t know whether brotherman was uncomfortable in the position he was standing or whether Miss P was just too much woman for him to handle but looked like he wanted to run away.
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