huffingtonpost.com : Dear Kim Kardashian, We get it. You’re sexy. The dresses that look like they were lacquered onto your curves. Your 5-foot-2 frame, perpetually tottering in Louboutins. The doe eyes, smudged in gobs of eyeliner. I mean, your eyes are always smokier than Mitt Romney’s are in his Twitter avatar.
Even your gym clothes look like the ‘after’ shot in an x-ray glasses demonstration.
