The madness of King Charlie Sheen

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Charlie Sheen would have a gold statuette taking pride of place in his crowded bedroom if there was an Oscar for meltdowns.

The Two And A Half Men star’s bizarre home life, drug-fuelled romps with porn stars and wild-eyed rants make Britney Spears’s hair-shaving episode look like a royal tea party.

And although Charlie, 45 – who’s been in at-home rehab since January – passed a drugs test last week, he boasts: ‘ I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen.

It’s not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.’