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The Hobbit Gets Parodied In A Peen-Hardening Porn Called The Knobbit! Dirty Deets HERE!

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Oh, porno parodies! You’re just the gifts that keep on giving!

Wood Rocket, the pornographic production company that previously whetted your man-whistle with their super seksi flick Game of Bones, is back with another totally titillating tale of fantasy-infused f**king!

Get ready for The Knobbit! Yup, it’s the age old tale of an adventure-loving a porn-loving Hobbit Knobbit named Bilbo Dildo who leaves The Shire one day in search of excitement poontang!

Eventually Dilbo and his best bro Gandalf Glandalf (get it? GET IT?) stumble across a creepy sexy old young cave dweller named Gollum Ball ‘Em!

Ball ‘Em, played by a seXXXy porn starlet named Violet Monroe, desperately craves her “precious” peen. Yeah, she goes so far as to wrap Dildo’s dangling manhood in a magic c**k ring and rides his ass like a warg.

Curious to see the NSFW porn for yourself? It’s absolutely free and stuff!

Draw the blinds and CLICK HERE to watch them go at it… Smaugy-style!

[Image via WoodRocket.com.]

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