When virgin Gregg Casarona had s*x for the first time he smashed his girlfriend’s head through a wall.
Obese Gregg had been dating Jen Gerakaris for a month when they decided to sleep with each other.
Unfortunately as 31 stone Casarona became Casanova he failed to take into account the power behind his near quarter of a ton weight.
As the amorous 21-year-old and his eight stone girlfriend got intimate, her head went right through the wall behind them.
Gregg said: “My initial reaction was, ‘I killed her. This is my first time. And Jen is dead.’”
Fortunately she saw the funny side and as she freed her head quipped: “Why did you stop?”
She said: “I wanted to lighten the mood.”
He took her to hospital but the couple were embarrassed to reveal the true reason for Jen’s concussion.
Luckily, a scan found there was no brain damage and tactless Gregg joked she “didn’t have a brain to begin with” much to his girlfriend’s displeasure.
The incident happened eight years ago but was re-enacted for TV series s*x Sent Me to the ER on TLC.