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Man Arrested For Assaulting & Locking His Wife In A Shed Because She Wouldn’t Stop Singing ‘Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead’ After His Mom…

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We don’t usually suggest divorce for any couple but we might be making an exception for these two!

A husband and wife in the UK got a visit from police after the man locked his old lady up in his tool shed!

The reason: she wouldn’t stop singing Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead following the news that his mother had died!

OMG!

But all that singing made him snap one day!

Authorities say Andrew Salmon of Cornwall admitted to assaulting his wife Beverly. It all began when Mrs. Salmon returned home to find her belongings packed and the house locked with the curtains drawn.

She claims her husband told her:

“It is my house now. You are not getting in.”

He then locked her in his shed until she escaped out a window! That’s when Andrew allegedly punched Beverly, attempted to drag her out of the house by her legs and eventually pinned her down on the bed!

Horrible!

Salmon confessed to court magistrates:

“I was provoked but I am sorry for what I have done to my wife and regret everything I did. I was pushed towards it although I should not have done it.”

We don’t care how much you loved your mother, you NEVER EVER hit your wife!

EVER!

It’s probably best if you two part ways. And sorry buddy but something tells us you’re going to end up losing that house you tried to defend in divorce court!

Tags: assault, cornwall, ding dong the witch is dead, divorce, domestic abuse, icky icky poo, locked, love line, shed, uk, wizard of oz

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