It’s such a tragedy that Jennifer Lawrence isn’t on Twitter.
…But what if she DID tweet?
What HIGHlarious & genius things would J.Law have to say to the world?!?
Well, we may never find out what she would ACTUALLY say, but we totally imagined the pizza-inspired, reality tv watching, poking fun tweets she would send into the twitterverse.
And now we really want J.Law to create one!
Ch-ch-check out the hypothetical Jenny Law tweets…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
She would totally tweet about pizza.
We can totally see her tweeting about her love of the Real Housewives of New Jersey!
And obviously about her guilty pleasure, everything Kim, Kourtney, & Khloe Kardashian.
Plus, she would take every opportunity she could to make fun of Josh Hutcherson!
We totally imagine her & Anna Kendrick becoming twitter besties cause they’re both HIGHlarious ladies!
She would totally instigate fights with other bow & arrow wielding movie characters!
We can only imagine the gold that would have come from beating Meryl Streep at the Oscars in 2013!
And her displeasure with Ellen DeGeneres NOT letting her drop a boob in the infamous selfie!
J.Law would totally tweet about farts, like, all the time. Poor Bradley Cooper…
She would probably profess her love to Honey Boo Boo all the time.
Jen made it clear she’s a House of Cards fan when she fan-girled over Kevin Spacey at the Oscars!
Her boyfriend, the talented Nicholas Hoult IS definitely on Twitter and we can TOTALLY see her sending him ridiculous (& adorable) tweets!
Lastly, we can totally see J.Law asking the Twitterverse HIGHlarious & ridiculous questions with the hashtag, #askingforafriend.
Wait… why ISN’T she on Twitter????
If she did even HALF of these things it would be AH-MAZEballz!!!
Someone get her a handle, pronto!!!![Image via Getty.]
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