Home / Showbiz / Jake Gyllenhaal Pitches A Tent In The Nude! LITERALLY! See His NSFW Bare Ass & Delectable Dong HERE!

Jake Gyllenhaal Pitches A Tent In The Nude! LITERALLY! See His NSFW Bare Ass & Delectable Dong HERE!

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So this is the heat-seeking moisture missile that launched a thousand Taylor Swift songs!?

Jake Gyllenhaal is in Italy right now, but his clothes are NOT! Cameras caught the charming A-lister buck naked — he was running around Italy with his Donnie Darko dangling down between his legs!

Ciao? More like chow — who wouldn’t love to chow down on that spicy Italian sausage?!

The 31-year-old heartthrob is filming Everest right now and apparently the scene required that he drop trou and whip out his Jarhead! Whoa!!! We don’t care if it winds up bombing at the box office, we just can’t believe they convinced him to strip all the way down to his Source Code!!

This just became our favorite movie ever!!!

Ready to see the End of Watch star’s marvelous bit of manhood in all of its UNCENSORED glory?

Ch-ch-check out the Peen of Persia for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Okay, so the adorably naked actor actually taped a sock or something over his junk, but his package still looks pretty from here!

We aren’t sure we’d ever want to climb up Mt. Everest, but we’d certainly like to try climbing up that!!!

At least now we know how he broke his back on the last mountain he climbed with Heath Ledger; it was from hauling around that hairy hot dog, LOLz!!

Everest (and Jake’s enormous trouser eel) hits theaters next February.

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

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