This guy’s criminal alter ego would totally be named Magic Mike!
A Delaware man by the name of Darren Staats was arrested after he reportedly stripped down naked, got on top of an SUV, and taunted police because, let’s be real, what else is there to do in Delaware? We kid!
He was taken in on suspicion of drug use, as it is believed he was on the drug Wet, or PCP, as hopped on top of a car with a woman and her child in it! Ah, that’s our nightmare personified! A man on top of our car!
So, Darren apparently started screaming and beating the vehicle’s roof as if he were Don Quixote and the car a giant windmill, but seeing how he was probably high and not reading Cervantes beforehand, we have to assume the whole affair was more scary than poetic.
The lady reportedly tried to drive off her car, and even tried to beat him off the roof with what appeared to be an ice scraper, but to no avail! His car surfing powers were too great to be vanquished. Apparently, PCP > ice scrapers.
Allegedly, Police later arrived, ordered him down, and that’s when his striptease began. But instead of getting singe dollar bills, he got charged with Disorderly Conduct, Criminal Mischief and Endangering the Welfare of a Child.[Image via NBC10.]
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