Missing Testicles Delay Wedding
A couple dream wedding day was delayed after a man stormed into the church having just hacked his testicle off.
The vicar and florist had been placing finishing touches to All Saints Church, in Hutton, east of London, in advance of the ceremony at the weekend, when the blood-soaked man entered the church, The Brentwood Weekly News experiences.
A Pal of the bride and groom, who did not need to be named, became up for the marriage at round 12.45pm to find a police car outside.
He was once informed with the aid of the vicar that company were not allowed to enter the church as a man had injured himself.
The visitor mentioned the vicar told him “the man had chopped his testicles off with a pair of scissors and was going berserk, chucking chairs around. I Am surprised he failed to move out.
“After I went in the church, I noticed one thing on the floor which I might only describe as flesh, which I Assumed used to be a part of his arm however that was once one of his testicles.”
The police had wished to close the church as a result of it used to be a crime scene however the wedding ceremony went ahead soon after, with the bride none the wiser to the strange situations.
“There was a bit of of an atmosphere,” the witness said. “The bride failed to be aware of the rest about it, I Am sure she does now. However It befell. I’m shocked the vicar held it all collectively.”