Posted: Thursday 5th June 2014 at 22:54 pm

Man’s man-hood Mistaken For For Bag Of Vegetables: Cops

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A Florida man is accused of covering his exposed man-hood with a plastic bag and rubbing against an unsuspecting woman at a farmer’s market.

Luis Gonzaga, 77, was arrested Wednesday at the Volusia County Fairgrounds in Volusia County, Florida, the Orlando Sentinel reports.

A witness told police that around 9:30 a.m., she saw Gonzaga expose himself, cover up his private parts with a plastic bag, then removed it after getting in line behind a woman. The woman said she felt “what she assumed was a bag of produce” touch her twice from behind, according to the Sentinel.

When the witness shouted to alert the woman to what was happening, Gonzaga allegedly tried to run away, but other shoppers stopped him and held him until law enforcement arrived.

Gonzaga allegedly denied the accusations, saying he is impotent, WESH reported. He was charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition, indecent exposure and battery.

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