Let’s agree on one thing first, I know we all say that the relationship is just between the two of you, no one else should matter, but it does.
Whether you want to or not everybody wants to impress their momma, no matter how taken they are by you. He may stand his ground, but somehow somewhere there will be that nagging feeling.
Based on experience, we know that mommas are not the easiest people to please, especially when it comes to their sons, they are picky and their moods are as shifty as can be. Lets see all the drama that happens when you dont exactly fall on their good side.
1. First is when she first sees your girlfriend, if her skirt is anywhere near the knee God help you
2. Then of course, because we are African, the greetings are of much consequence, your mother will probably respond like
3. And you know later she will be complaining that she was not greeted properly
4. And you still have to deal with calming your girlfriends nerves who definitely knows she is not liked, I mean women always know
5. God help you if she is a crier
6. And the cooking contest has not even begin. But its lose lose either way. If she can cook, mom will look for an excuse if she can’t, trouble cometh
7. When your mother knows you have plans with your girlfriend and starts looking for things for you to do
8. When mom starts bringing up other peoples daughters, and politely brings up that they are single and eligible
9. And when the two of you fight and mom is like
10. Then when mom starts going all ‘Sherlock Holmes’ on your girlfriends past family
11. If she is superstitious, be sure something about your girlfriend being in her bad dream will come up
12. Eh! Then the finale, mother and girlfriend are both like ‘choose’
13. And when they are both praying about their enemies but you know they are talking about each other woi
14. Then one day magic happens and they agree on one thing
15. Which is most likely be against you
16. Oh well, win some lose some I guess