Joro Olumofin Is Back with 29 Ways To Know He’s Husband Material


Socialite and “psychologist” Joro Olumofin is back with a continuing episode to his husband/wife material series

Sometime not too long ago, he made a list of ways to find out that that girl is a wife material and now, he has created his tips for every girl to know that he’s a husband material.

Just like the previous list he made, we think this is absolute nonsense, but we want to know what you think! (For the purpose of this post, everywhere you see HM = Husband Material)


1. Any guy who has suggested at least Church or Bible study date is a HM

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2. Any guy whose whatsapp doesn’t show blue tick when a message comes in is not a HM

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3. Any guy who crashes weddings or attends too many weddings is not a HM

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4. If he runs after Instagram celebs, plastics girls with 25-inch Brazilian hair, 4-inch nails who have “berry,cherry,Barbie,Velvet,doll” as their IG name he’s not a HM

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5. If he leaves his phone open, no password or locks, he’s a HM

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6. Any guy who shares an apartment with more than 2 other guys is not a HM

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7. Any guy who his phone is constantly on silent 24/7.

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8. No ringer or vibration is not HM

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9. If he doesn’t have a 9-5 job or a defined job but calls himself a CEO he’s not HM

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10. Any guy who has untidy / dirty beard is not a HM

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11. Any guy that has less than 5 body counts is a HM

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12.  He must know how to make at least indomie, Rice, yam, stew and plantain

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13.  If he has more than 2 Baby mamas he’s not HM

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14.  If he gives you his atm card , cheque book freely he’s a HM

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 15. 🍆 If he can not go more than 7 rounds in one day he’s definitely not a HM

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16. If he can’t knot a tie or owns at least 5 suits he’s not a HM

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17. If he has more than 6 bank accounts he’s not a HM

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18. If he doesn’t condone unplanned visit to his place he’s not HM

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19. If he has been to Moremi hall, Redeemers or Babcock University more than 5 times this year he’s not a HM

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20. Any guy who is owing night clubs money or borrows car, tooth brush is not HM

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21. If he’s willing to father a single mothers child and marry her he’s a HM

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22. If he hides you from his friends, family, Pastor he’s not a HM

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23. If he always has a table at the club every Friday he’s not HM

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24. If he likes or comments on more than 15 ladies picture per day on IG he’s not HM

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25. If he asks you to borrow him less than 20k he’s not HM

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26. If he takes you to the cinema and doesn’t buy ordinary popcorn he’s not HM

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27. Any guy who doesn’t have a single Christian song on his phone is not HM

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28. If he talks negatively about his ex he’s not a HM

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29. If he’s above 35 and has not committed he’s a chronic player not a HM

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What do you think? Did he raise any salient point?

You should also read up on things that make you undateable.


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