Perverts and horny men were rejoicing yesterday over the news that staring at a woman’s breasts may have advantageous health benefits.
A study, which was documented over a five year period, involved 500 men – half of whom were encouraged to ‘ogle women daily’, and the other half were instructed to abstain from ogling.
The study’s designer, German Gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby, concluded that the men who harassed females in public by staring at their boobs had a lower resting heart rate and a lower blood pressure. It has been recommended by Weatherby that men stare at breasts for at least 10 minutes a day.